A community for coffee shop survivors

They heard a name.
Just not yours.

Every barista has their own interpretation of your name. Share the photo, tell the story, pin the coffee shop. Find your people.

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How it works

Three steps. No barista harmed.

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Snap the cup

Take a photo of your cup with whatever name they gave you. The worse the spelling, the better.

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Tell the story

Share a few lines. What did you say? What did they hear? Rate the coffee shop while you're at it.

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Pin the spot

Drop a pin on the map so others can find the scene of the crime — and maybe share their own story from the same café.